I guess it’s best to come right out and say it though. I know we live in a modern-day when gay people are more accepted in society, but for me it’s different. I don’t even notice men a lot of the time. If I was attracted to men then my being gay would be so simple. I could go adopt a baby and start a civil union with a gay named Hank. Now that I have come out of the closet I can let you all know just how gay I am. It takes something like finding a new low-calorie food that I enjoy to make me scream like Carrie Bradshaw did on that one episode of Sex and the City when she saw the guy’s penis or whatever it was that would make her scream. I haven’t been gay for very long so I have a lot of Sex and the City to catch up on. I’m going to have to get rid of all my manly things.
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My professional wrestling DVDs will have to be tossed into the trash. Professional wrestling is just too incredibly manly for a gay man such as myself. #GAGA FOOTBALL YOURE GAY MEME PROFESSIONAL# A woman yelling while another looks down at a midget with a glare) I’m a little disappointed this is the sexiest picture they could find. You might be sitting there in your chair shocked about my being gay. I almost want to go to a coffee shop alone, sit there and not be bothered, and finish reading the Madonna Biography I bought this afternoon once I realized I was gay. It’s not an autobiography which disappointed me. Isn’t a biography not written by whoever it’s about nothing more than gossip? I mean, I love to gossip and all. Me and the girlfriends sometimes get together and talk about reality shows and Perez Hilton’s website.